I am pretty good at different stuff and lately I have figured out that I am Excellent at doing Math! Math sounds hard but it totally isnt, it is all How Many Bananas Do You Have Left If You Give One To Ralph and stuff like that. I guess it would be hard if you were a real dummy though. I am so Excellent that Geoffrey helped me write on peoples math tests to tell them whether they were real dumb or just sort of dumb. I guess when they do Math in Geoffreys class they have to write in this weird flat blue book with not many pages in it. I don't know why they can't just write on regular paper?? I will have to ask Geoffrey later. Anyway so I wrote some good helpful comments on the Math Tests and here are some examples.
- Wrong - Try to be right next time
- 3 + 3 Doesnt Equal 5, Dummy
- Maybe if you werent so ugly it wouldn't matter if you were this bad at Math
- Right - Good Job (but not Excellent)
- Stop doing so bad at tests
- If you are so dumb you cant do a fraction then jab that pencil in your face
- Pretty good - but write your numbers better next time
Oh yeah and P.S. to my superfans i have started my own page on Twitter. It is like making my own computer page only way shorter and easier so that is pretty awesome. Please be my fan and try not to make me look totally uncool in front of the Twitter people OK? Twitter is going to make me super popular and famous.
