Party Suprise!!!

GUESS WHAT you guys! My grammy and grampy are the best humans because they sent me a box of stuff in the People Mail and it had MY name on it so it is For Me okay. I opened it up all by myself with the sizzors until Geoffrey got mad and said remember how I am not sposed to use scizzors cause of the thing with my sister Gertie only having four hairs instead of five and that was definitly NOT ME OKAY but anyway how else do I open a big old box with no scizzors? I dont have any claws, you guys.

There is a letter inside! FOR ME, and it is about how this stuff is for a Party Suprise and I can give out presents. I bet you maybe are too dumb to know this but a Party Suprise is different from a Suprise Party because it's like Hey guys this is a party for everybody and also it is a suprise, yay! And it is not Hey buddy we are hiding and we jump out and yell SUPRISE for your party and scare you. Just get that straight okay.

The presents in this People Mail box were not all for me, KoKO. But that is okay, I am pretty genrous and I at least got to give out the presents and be the cool guy.


Geoffrey got some small bottles with brown stuff inside and he was pretty excited about those.

Renee got a different kind of box. I dont know you guys. It is a smaller box inside the bigger box and it has colors on it?? Whatever.

But anyway that is boring, LOOK AT MY THING. It is way cool. It is like a game about zoo animals and you have to figure out what animal somebody else got so you can win. The first animal I got was RHINO which I think I hit the button wrong so I had to try it again a few times but the next animal I got was SNAKE and that was funny cause I can act like a snake and crawl around.

Geoffrey got LION and he is wierd, he started singing like the Lion King music in the start of that movie. That is not what a Lion sounds like and also there are like seven jillion different animals in that movie, smartiepants guy Geoffrey. But I guess the movie is named about Lions so whatever. Do you think he cheated. It only really matters what I think because it is my game and I am in charge of it but I am just wondering I guess.

Presents for me! Party suprise! YAY!!!!!!!


The Lion King is a pretty good movie you guys

I went on a big boat full of humans

It was a while ago like in Kinda Warm Time but before Real Hot Time. ((This is going to be like a pretty good story if you want to get some popcorn and stuff.)))

OK so anyway I went on a big old boat full of big old humans. Renee said it was a Boat but I have never seen a boat like that so Im pretty sure she was lying. It was way too big to be a real boat. It was more like a spaceship but it went in some water and had like 80 gazillion food places where the humans would line up all day long. They tried and tried real hard every day, but they just could not eat all the food on the Watership!! I am going to call it Watership now because that sounds way cooler.

Somtimes the Watership would stop moving and it would stay in one place for a while. Then some of the humans would walk onto the place and buy things. Some other humans would keep trying to finish eating all the food on the Watership but haha they never did.

Here are some things the humans liked to do when they were on the Watership.

1. Flop around in some water ON TOP of the Watership but not the REAL WATER
   
2. Buy shiny things
3. Take pictures of stuff
4. Lie on one of these white chair thingies
5. Flip over onto bald ugly human belly and lie on the white chair thingie some more
   
6. Try to eat all the fishes ever, especially those scary ones that wear armor and have googley eyes
   
7. Make other humans bring them stuff on trays
8. Sign their names on pieces of paper

Here are some things the humans DID NOT DO and I dont understand why

1. Do big belly flop into the Ocean (Real Water)
   
2. Watch TV
   
3. Try to get the Watership Captain to make the Watership fly into Space
4. Get the Watership Captain Hat
5. Look for one of those Jungley TV shows at one of the stopping places
6. Play video games
7. Also they never figured out what kind of Magic was making all the food appear which I probably could have figured out if I tried because I have seen those shows where the guys figure stuff out by making stuff explode
8. Make stuff explode

I forgot what this list was supposed to be about. Anyway. I will tell you more about the Watership later on OK?

A Fun Game to Play

Here is a pretty funny game I thought of today while I was eating Renee's carrots ps please do not tell her that I am the one who ate them and also please do not tell her to look here for a while

OK HERE IS THE GAME

Geoffrey and Renee like video games a lot!! See if you can guess who wants to buy each one!?

1. Murdering Zombies at the Mall
2. DEATH ZOMBIE AMBULANCE
3. Superninja Fighty Fight
4. Fluffy Bunny Hopppy Hop hop
5. Return of Superninja Fighty FIght (DEATHSWORD)
6. Lame Kissy Kiss Romantic Hearts and Lollipops Forever
7. Cars Blow UP!!! --with some Werewolfs
8. Puppy CUTEMATCH 2000
9. Poniez and Rainbowz IV
10. HIT STUFF WITH HEAVY PIPES or BRICKS alot

How many points can u get from these?? I will reveal the Amazing Mystery answer next time!

super surprise announcement

Today I am going to make a SUPER BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about a special human prize I just now decided to give out to someone very cool. Please take your ugly bald human fingers and tap them real fast on your desk or table or whatever so it sounds exciting like there are drum rolls.

The winner of best human award is AUNT SANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Aunt Sandi I would like to officially give you this special award I decided to give you since you sent me the COOLEST postcard thingie on my, I mean Renee's, Computer Mail.

If anyone else wants an awesome prize like this they will have to send me Computer Mail or maybe some kind of fruit basket in Real Outside Mail. But you still won't really get the BEST prize because you didn't think of it first like Sandi did ok.

If you want to know why the prize is green it is because RAIN FORESTS are green and also I could not find a blue marker. The humans have kind of a mess here and I can not seem to find the color markers and the finger paints. Geoffrey said not to use finger paints on the printer thing (it has some glass that you put a picture on and it remembers it and describes it to the Computer which is pretty neat) or else he will get real mad.

The neat postcard thing that BEST HUMAN aunt Sandi sent me had a picture of the gorilla I was named after and also the gorilla had a kitten on her HEAD which was so cute I cant even tell you. Maybe later I will give it to the printer so it can remember it real good but I don't know if it will work because it is a super cute picture and it might be hard for the printer to remember?