Special message to my AUNT SANDI

GUys this is a real special post to my Aunt Sandi so if you are not my Aunt Sandi then you might not want to read this post. Or you can read it I guess but you might be kind of a dumb person for reading a post that says it is for my Aunt Sandi and you are not really my Aunt Sandi. Unless you are a spy and just pRETENDING to be my Aunt Sandi and in that case I guess you are not dumb but actually pretty smart because that is something you would do if you were pretending to be somebody. You would make a big point of reading stuff that is for that person and be all like "OH THIS MUST BE FOR ME BECAUSE I AM THE REAL AUNT SANDI."

UMMmmmmm oh yes. ANYWAY.

Dear Aunt Sandi.

Can you please tell me how to grow some eyebrows.  I know you are good at stuff like painting and making human stuff. Can you please help me because I really want to have some eyebrows I can use for being the following things.

Angry

Surprised

Not too sure of something but I feel like it might be wrong and I am thinking the person is dumb for suggesting it

Worried

Uni-Brow (don't know what this is good for but it would be funny)

See, Aunt Sandi? I need some eyebrows to be those things. People on TV have eyebrows. I guess because I have lots of fur I might have eyebrows underneath it someplace. Humans have eyebrows on their ugly bald faces so maybe you can help me figure out how to get some.

LOVE
KoKO

I Am A Generous Gorilla

Check out all of these Christmas Presents! This is the stuff I gave to some of the humans. I wrapped them up all by myself!







Aunt Sandi helped too kinda

Ready to Launch into SPACE

I know I am putting alot of Stuff on my Computernet place today which is kinda wierd but I think all the superFANS out there need something awsome to look at and read sometimes. So I am going to help them out because I am a pretty nice Gorilla who helps fans. So here is another picture for you to look at and think is awesome. This is me and my brothers and my cousin and we are SPACEMEN who are going to SPACE and possibly the Moon OK. Pretend like we did not make these cool spacemen costumes out of stuff at Aunt Sandi's house. I am the handsome Gorilla pictured and my cousin is the skinny wacky looking monkey thing in front of me. Frankie is the big fat hippo and Clyde is the nerdy orangumutangatan behind me.

OUTER SPACE!!!!!

i am PRETTY UPSET

OK whatever you were doing before STOP because this is a totally important thing

A SPIDER TRIED TO EAT MY AUNT SANDI

no really IT TRIED TO EAT HER and it was big and brown and ugly and her arms and legs are probly going to fall off and this is serious!

Make sure you take a good look at this picture that I pretty much stole from someplace and remember what this guy looks like because we are going to TAKE HIM DOWN!!! He lives in Arizona and he has skinny legs and will try to eat your face off but i figure if we all get together and bring some shovels or big rubber boots or one of Geoffrey's big books about math or whatever and stuff then we can smash it! Then it will not try to eat my Aunt Sandi ever again! This is like a big serious news story that you will probly hear on the news and stuff so you will know for sure then that I am serious about this she had to go the hospital and everything.

Aunt Sandi don't worry we will Take Care Of It (pretend like I am winking at you right now OK Aunt Sandi like making you think that I probably will kill the spider and not try to talk to it or give it a hug or ask it about its Deep Feelings or whatever Renee would probly do)

If there is one thing Frankie can do, he can do what I tell him, so I am going to tell him to get a big rock and go to Arizona to smash the spider. I will go along to tell him other stuff to do and we will have to take Clyde because he's a lot smarter than us really (but still he is a nerd) and I guess Frankie will have to take his new "Lady Friend" so she can see him rescue Aunt Sandi and be all impressed. This new girl hippo is here and all she does is sleep on the couch so I think she is totally boring but Frankie thinks she is pretty and is always trying to get her attention by doing flips on the chair and beating Rocky at Mario Kart and stuff like that, but she just sleeps through it and snores a little.

When we go to Arizona I think we should bring the tent because we will be doing a lot of wilderness surivival and eating leaves and berries or whatever you do when you go camping and go on a deadly mission of Revenge to take out the spider that tried to eat your Aunt Sandi.

I was going to put more words on here about our vacation but that stupid spider ruined everything! Maybe I will talk more about it after we Take Him Down.

super surprise announcement

Today I am going to make a SUPER BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about a special human prize I just now decided to give out to someone very cool. Please take your ugly bald human fingers and tap them real fast on your desk or table or whatever so it sounds exciting like there are drum rolls.

The winner of best human award is AUNT SANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Aunt Sandi I would like to officially give you this special award I decided to give you since you sent me the COOLEST postcard thingie on my, I mean Renee's, Computer Mail.

If anyone else wants an awesome prize like this they will have to send me Computer Mail or maybe some kind of fruit basket in Real Outside Mail. But you still won't really get the BEST prize because you didn't think of it first like Sandi did ok.

If you want to know why the prize is green it is because RAIN FORESTS are green and also I could not find a blue marker. The humans have kind of a mess here and I can not seem to find the color markers and the finger paints. Geoffrey said not to use finger paints on the printer thing (it has some glass that you put a picture on and it remembers it and describes it to the Computer which is pretty neat) or else he will get real mad.

The neat postcard thing that BEST HUMAN aunt Sandi sent me had a picture of the gorilla I was named after and also the gorilla had a kitten on her HEAD which was so cute I cant even tell you. Maybe later I will give it to the printer so it can remember it real good but I don't know if it will work because it is a super cute picture and it might be hard for the printer to remember?