Dragons are not that Scary big deal they are big and have some teeth

Whatever you guys.

This is a Dragon.

I think she has a wierdo Dragon name and she lives with my gramma Susan and she has a brother and that brother is totally also a Dragon.  I dont really like girls but these dragons were OK and this is a girl dragon, lets just not talk about that part.

I am wearing a crown thing in this picture. (I am the one who is not a Dragon, I am the handsome Gorilla) My Gramma Susan made me this awesome crown because she thinks I am awesome.

Here are some things I thought Dragons did.  Make things be on fire, eat humans, sit around with lots of shiny gold treasure in piles, sleep inside awesome caves, stomp around, make that snortee noise like a horse.

The dragons I met did not do any of those things.

Here are some things they did. Take naps on a comfy bed, talk to each other real serious about books or something, take the outside yummy peel part of an orange off of it in one piece with their toe claws, tell me that I had to stop playing Geoffrey's race car game because it was time for a show called Anteek Road House????  There are no animals or race cars at all on that show.

But I guess they were still pretty cool. They did not know Franke is dumb so they would be all saying stuff like SO FRANKLIN DO YOU PREFER THESE FANCY BOOKS WITH THE COVERS, OR THIS BOOK I JUST WROTE ABOUT FEATHER PENS AND VIOLIN MUSIC and Frankie would kinda get bored but I dont even think they were making fun of him, and then they said I should teach him how to read because you just totally have to be able to read or else.  I never found out what they mean by OR ELSE because they would just get kind quiet and shake their pointy dragon heads

Guys I just had a pretty great idea what if Frankie did want to learn how to read? Would he have to go to school all the time like Geoffrey?? Then would he leave me alone like all day long and I would get to watch whatever channel I want all the time? Humans really like going to school like a whole lot, like they can't just watch TV and learn stuff, ha ha.

The Dragons watch all kind of these TV shows where humans stand around rooms and look sad and talk to each other in funny human talk.  The shows are pretty boring if you ask me about what I think of them.

But guess what you guys.

DRAGONS CAN TOTALLY FLY.


I MEAN REALLY!!

So Dragons are kind of cool and kind of not cool.  I can not make up my mind but I guess they are OK.  Sometimes you have to think about stuff so much that you just have to stop and eat all of Renee's carrots before she gets home from Where Ever

I went on a big boat full of humans

It was a while ago like in Kinda Warm Time but before Real Hot Time. ((This is going to be like a pretty good story if you want to get some popcorn and stuff.)))

OK so anyway I went on a big old boat full of big old humans. Renee said it was a Boat but I have never seen a boat like that so Im pretty sure she was lying. It was way too big to be a real boat. It was more like a spaceship but it went in some water and had like 80 gazillion food places where the humans would line up all day long. They tried and tried real hard every day, but they just could not eat all the food on the Watership!! I am going to call it Watership now because that sounds way cooler.

Somtimes the Watership would stop moving and it would stay in one place for a while. Then some of the humans would walk onto the place and buy things. Some other humans would keep trying to finish eating all the food on the Watership but haha they never did.

Here are some things the humans liked to do when they were on the Watership.

1. Flop around in some water ON TOP of the Watership but not the REAL WATER
   
2. Buy shiny things
3. Take pictures of stuff
4. Lie on one of these white chair thingies
5. Flip over onto bald ugly human belly and lie on the white chair thingie some more
   
6. Try to eat all the fishes ever, especially those scary ones that wear armor and have googley eyes
   
7. Make other humans bring them stuff on trays
8. Sign their names on pieces of paper

Here are some things the humans DID NOT DO and I dont understand why

1. Do big belly flop into the Ocean (Real Water)
   
2. Watch TV
   
3. Try to get the Watership Captain to make the Watership fly into Space
4. Get the Watership Captain Hat
5. Look for one of those Jungley TV shows at one of the stopping places
6. Play video games
7. Also they never figured out what kind of Magic was making all the food appear which I probably could have figured out if I tried because I have seen those shows where the guys figure stuff out by making stuff explode
8. Make stuff explode

I forgot what this list was supposed to be about. Anyway. I will tell you more about the Watership later on OK?

What i shoud Be When I Grow Up

I have decided that I should start to think about what I want for a Career. I heard that Careers are things you do when you get old and you dont want to have fun any more. I think that sounds kind of dumb but I guess it would also be dumb not to know what my Career is going to be. I dont have to start it right away or anything!!

Here are some ideas I have so far but if you have one you can let me know!

What do you think of these!

1. Captain of a Big Boat (only if special hat is included obviously)
2. Cooker of Food In Restaurants (good food)
3. Have my own TV Show where I do exciting stuff like catch alligators with a small piece of string, or jump off a cliff and get rescued in the air by some parrots that have escaped from a dangerous Pirate Ship
4. Tree Sitter (take care of some nice trees)
5. Superhero (need a cape and maybe need to learn a Superpower???! Some Superheros get these by getting in an accident with glowy radiation poison or getting bit by spiders I think? Need to look this up)
6. One of those animal doctors who gives shots to Hippos
7. Cool Guy in Movie with Sunglasses (note: I might meet a pretty girl and open a car door for her, then when I close it I knock on the car TWO TIMES to tell the driver it is OK To Go Now.)
8. Cool Guitar Player (Doesnt look that hard to play those things you just hit the strings a lot I think)
9. Super-Secret Boss Boxer on Wii Sports
10. Spaceship Captain (like Boat Captain except different hat)
11. Turtle Surfer
12. Smartypants Science Guy with Glasses
13. Fruit Tester
14. Grocery Store Person (slide stuff over a thing that beeps, push buttons)
15. Cool Police Guy (also might need sunglasses for this job. I sometimes solve awesome cases but sometimes I have to wear my badge on a necklace? note: look this up too)
16. Race Car Driver (awesome)
17. Ice Cream Tester
18. Dude at hotel who takes suitcases (they have neat carts with tall poles on them and they are shiny) (special hat)
19. American Gladiator
20. Construction Guy (special hat) (hammers and stuff are cool)
21. Guy who makes pizzas by throwing a big old pile of squishy dough in the air to make a circle
22. TV Weather Guy (need to grow eyebrows and figure out how to point real good at pictures of clouds and find out who Superdopplar is)

OK thats all I can think of for now. I am pretty tired from thinking of careers. This is hard.

Ready to Launch into SPACE

I know I am putting alot of Stuff on my Computernet place today which is kinda wierd but I think all the superFANS out there need something awsome to look at and read sometimes. So I am going to help them out because I am a pretty nice Gorilla who helps fans. So here is another picture for you to look at and think is awesome. This is me and my brothers and my cousin and we are SPACEMEN who are going to SPACE and possibly the Moon OK. Pretend like we did not make these cool spacemen costumes out of stuff at Aunt Sandi's house. I am the handsome Gorilla pictured and my cousin is the skinny wacky looking monkey thing in front of me. Frankie is the big fat hippo and Clyde is the nerdy orangumutangatan behind me.

OUTER SPACE!!!!!