It was a while ago like in Kinda Warm Time but before Real Hot Time. ((This is going to be like a pretty good story if you want to get some popcorn and stuff.)))
OK so anyway I went on a big old boat full of big old humans. Renee said it was a Boat but I have never seen a boat like that so Im pretty sure she was lying. It was way too big to be a real boat. It was more like a spaceship but it went in some water and had like 80 gazillion food places where the humans would line up all day long. They tried and tried real hard every day, but they just could not eat all the food on the Watership!! I am going to call it Watership now because that sounds way cooler.
Somtimes the Watership would stop moving and it would stay in one place for a while. Then some of the humans would walk onto the place and buy things. Some other humans would keep trying to finish eating all the food on the Watership but haha they never did.
Here are some things the humans liked to do when they were on the Watership.
- Flop around in some water ON TOP of the Watership but not the REAL WATER
- Buy shiny things
- Take pictures of stuff
- Lie on one of these white chair thingies
- Flip over onto bald ugly human belly and lie on the white chair thingie some more
- Try to eat all the fishes ever, especially those scary ones that wear armor and have googley eyes
- Make other humans bring them stuff on trays
- Sign their names on pieces of paper
- Do big belly flop into the Ocean (Real Water)
- Watch TV
- Try to get the Watership Captain to make the Watership fly into Space
- Get the Watership Captain Hat
- Look for one of those Jungley TV shows at one of the stopping places
- Play video games
- Also they never figured out what kind of Magic was making all the food appear which I probably could have figured out if I tried because I have seen those shows where the guys figure stuff out by making stuff explode
- Make stuff explode
