Dragons are not that Scary big deal they are big and have some teeth

Whatever you guys.

This is a Dragon.

I think she has a wierdo Dragon name and she lives with my gramma Susan and she has a brother and that brother is totally also a Dragon.  I dont really like girls but these dragons were OK and this is a girl dragon, lets just not talk about that part.

I am wearing a crown thing in this picture. (I am the one who is not a Dragon, I am the handsome Gorilla) My Gramma Susan made me this awesome crown because she thinks I am awesome.

Here are some things I thought Dragons did.  Make things be on fire, eat humans, sit around with lots of shiny gold treasure in piles, sleep inside awesome caves, stomp around, make that snortee noise like a horse.

The dragons I met did not do any of those things.

Here are some things they did. Take naps on a comfy bed, talk to each other real serious about books or something, take the outside yummy peel part of an orange off of it in one piece with their toe claws, tell me that I had to stop playing Geoffrey's race car game because it was time for a show called Anteek Road House????  There are no animals or race cars at all on that show.

But I guess they were still pretty cool. They did not know Franke is dumb so they would be all saying stuff like SO FRANKLIN DO YOU PREFER THESE FANCY BOOKS WITH THE COVERS, OR THIS BOOK I JUST WROTE ABOUT FEATHER PENS AND VIOLIN MUSIC and Frankie would kinda get bored but I dont even think they were making fun of him, and then they said I should teach him how to read because you just totally have to be able to read or else.  I never found out what they mean by OR ELSE because they would just get kind quiet and shake their pointy dragon heads

Guys I just had a pretty great idea what if Frankie did want to learn how to read? Would he have to go to school all the time like Geoffrey?? Then would he leave me alone like all day long and I would get to watch whatever channel I want all the time? Humans really like going to school like a whole lot, like they can't just watch TV and learn stuff, ha ha.

The Dragons watch all kind of these TV shows where humans stand around rooms and look sad and talk to each other in funny human talk.  The shows are pretty boring if you ask me about what I think of them.

But guess what you guys.

DRAGONS CAN TOTALLY FLY.


I MEAN REALLY!!

So Dragons are kind of cool and kind of not cool.  I can not make up my mind but I guess they are OK.  Sometimes you have to think about stuff so much that you just have to stop and eat all of Renee's carrots before she gets home from Where Ever

F. L. is like a good way of saying his name

OK here is the Good Guy Super Hero!  His name is FLowertime Lazer and he is a super strong flower who can fly and he has a shield and he shoots lazers out of a gun and he never runs out of lazers and the lazers can kill any kind of monsters or aliens unless they are magic lazer proof!  I dont know if Doctor Toast will be able to survive against FLOWERTIME LAZER!!!

This is Frankies drawing. I told him all the important stuff about F. L. and I told him to definitely definitely NOT make F. L. be wearing stupid human shoes.  But he can wear a cape and a belt. And he needs some cool sunglasses because he is real cool.

I wish he was waering a special hat but I guess his flower face thingies would get crushed.  Do you guys think he has to sleep with his stick feet in the dirt and drink water because that is what I think.

totally evil Doctor Toast

You guys are sort of smart for humans. You did a real good job on my clicky game!  On my computer place!! You picked some good super heros to win and be awesome. There was totally a tie so I decided that Flowertime Lazer and Doctor Toast would both win. I decide stuff here because I am the boss of everything on my computer place.

OK. Here is what happend!! I told my brother Frankie that I need some Drawing Portrats. You guys remember he is kind of good at making pictures of stuff. Not like pictures inside a camara box but pictures that he makes up from his own wierd fat hippo brain. So I tryed to make some drawings of the 2 Super Heros and they DID NOT look good at all. Like I saw in my head that they would be totally awesome with one guy as a super good guy and maybe Doctor Toast would be a real evil Villin. Like here are some other villins I know, SKELETOR, COBRA COMMANDER, RITA ON POWER RANGERS, BIG GIANT EYEBALL ON TOP OF TOWER IN LORD OF THE RINGS, DARTH VAYDER, SHREDDER.  Those are evil!! But when I did my Drawing it looked like a blobby seal with a mustash and not at all like a bad guy! Why cant I do drawings of stuff and make it look like what I want?! Is there a show on the T.V. about making drawings?

Frankie knows how to make drawings!! I dont get it because he can not even READ and stuff. Like I could not just point at my computer place to tell him what to do. I had to tell him about it so he would know what to draw without having to read it. First I told him that the name of the winner was Fat Hippo Butt. Ha ha ha. But then he really drew a fat hippo butt and it was gross guys. He doesnt get jokes too good. So then I told him Doctor Toast was the real guy and he was evil and he should have a mustash and one of those round glass things with a chain that sticks in one eye. And I definitely DEFINITELY want him to have a pet chicken that is also evil I mean DUH. So here is what Frankie made.

You guys tell me if it is any good OK because I cant decide. I mean I guess he does look pretty evil and stuff. But I did not tell Frankie that Doctor Toast wears those kind of human shoes. THOSE ARE SNEAKERS and I have never seen a real evil guy wear sneakers. I dont know about this.

The chicken is kind of cool though

Frankies Art Show

OK Hi Again and stuff like that. I am pressing buttons on this thing again because I am so Annoyed!! Frankie wont stop drawing Pictures on everything!! I went to the kitchen to try and make this new kind of Milk-Shake I saw a lady make on TV and dont tell Renee because i am Not Allowed to Use the Blender Ever Again really but anyway I wrote down some pretty good notes with my Sharpy Pen on some paper when I saw the Milk-Shake that the TV lady did and when I went to read my notes Frankie had drawn a Picture on it!! It was a Picture of a stupid tree with some owls instead of leaves which FIRST OF ALL doesnt even exist and SECOND is just real stupid overall, and I could not read my good Milk-Shake notes!!!!!! Please make him stop making Pictures all over everything. I took the pencil and hid it but then I needed to use the pencil and forgot I was hiding it and he found it again and made some kind of Self-Portrayt and I am putting it here so you guys can all see that he is not even good at making Pictures in the first place. Frankie saw some kind of show on TV where some artists had a gallery show and now he wants to use the mail (???) to send his Pictures to people so they will give him a gallery show. I told him that they dont let stuffed hippos have gallery shows in fancy citys so now he is trying to hang these stupid Pictures everywhere in the house. These Pictures are all just crazy and do not make any sense like not even just sort of weird but Real Weird. Like not even TV Weird but Too Weird for TV Weird. I need some advice on how to get him to stop having dreams about his future career and being an artist and stuff and just go back to playing videogames and bouncing on the couch OK Thanks

proof Frankie can not Read

AND Do not Forget the Pancakes

This is me and Geoffrey eating Breakfast Items at Nana's Kitchen!!! Well as you can see Geoffrey is being real greedy and eating all of the pancakes and other Items while I sit and look pretty cute and hungry. If you were sitting next to me wouldnt you want to give me at least some of the French Bread. Or toast or something. ANYWAY this is how it is there with the Breakfast and stuff. I thought it was cool that we could have banana muffins and other food like all the time in the morning and we could put this sweet sticky stuff all over it that tasted kind of like a tree made out of brown sugar. It was weird and I dont think it is real Gorilla Food but I guess it is OK for me to eat since I was trying out Breakfast Items. The humans never really make me PanCakes or French Bread or anything here!!! Renee makes Coffee and she has to have it straight away or else she gets real MAD. I think maybe I should see if I can go back to the cold place again soon for more of the PanCakes. Grampy made me one PanCake shaped like Frankie which made me laugh!!! I thought it was real funny. The Frankie Pancake was pretty tasty and Frankie pretty much fell over when he saw me bite its head off!!! OK it WAS a big bite but it was totally worth it

ATTENTION FANS

I am on vacation right now in the place where Grampy and Grammy live. Guess What! Every day I get to eat some good breakfast with bananas in it like banana pancakes or something! ALSO today I totally got to eat a Mango which was awesome.

There is a dog here named Casey. He drools a little bit kind of like Frankie. HA HA Anyway we are going to go camping soon I hope because my Super Fans Amanda and Larry Oligny got me a tent that is just for ME!! No humans can even FIT inside it because it is perfect Koko size OK just for me to fit in and sleep inside or whatever I want to do. I dont want Frankie to keep getting in though because it confuses him and he thinks it is a big bubble and then he has weird dreams and one time yesterday he told me that he had a Secret Mission now because he slept inside the bubble for a little while. Oh man is he weird.

I got to write on the board at the kitchen place! It was AWESOME and I drew a picture of Frankie with a big red line through it so he could know that he was not allowed. I was going to write some words to make fun of him but then I remembered that would be dumb because he cant read anyway.

Ladybugs are so dumb. I dont like them. Do you know what they do: They bounce around on the walls and stuff like all the time and then I think they have ladybug meetings by the windows and curtains that are Mandatory because they all show up. I will try to think about this some more later but right now I am on Vacation and need to relax my brain. It is pretty tired and I think I need some more mango juice.

who is the smartest one

OK HERE WE GO!!! The answer to that question is D: TWO TAMALES!!! Who got it right?! If you got it right you are the smartest one, so if you know someone who got it wrong you should definitely jump around and wave your arms and stuff saying about how the other person is a real big loser for picking a dumb answer. The answer Two Tamales is because Tamale is the Spanish word for "go real fast like a train" but you have to really talk to a Spanish-barking dog to find it out. That was the trick part to the question, okay? So next time you might be better at it.

Did you know that a banana can be just as delicious when it is Green! Also some kinds of monkeys eat bananas different than humans! They like split it up the side and probably mash it up some and lick it out that way. I think I saw it on TV one time.

Today me and my brother Rocky were going to go outside and see if we could climb up to the roof of that other little house where the washing machine and drying machine live. We told Frankie that we were going to Africa because that is where hippos live. I thought he was really believing me until Rocky admitted to him that the washing machine is not really in Africa. I have to talk to Rocky about this kind of messing up my good jokes and stuff.

dumb thing Frankie did for today

The humans got a new printer for Christmas. It's big and makes a little zoot-zoot noise when it prints things out. It came in a big box which they leave sitting around in the other room because they are sort of lazy. Frankie saw the box and jumped right in like it was a pool or something. It's like 50 times bigger than him and he couldn't get out. It was fun to poke at the sides like I might maybe possibly help get him out but then just turn on Animal Planet instead. My brother Clyde got him out later because he finished reading his book I guess. Clyde is big and orange with long arms and legs.

oh ho I can make up stuff on the internet

I bet you didn't know that I had one of these internet boxes. Right now the human Geoffrey is pushing buttons on his computer machine and giving me a funny look. I don't think he knows that I can push buttons pretty good too.

My brother Frankie put some chocolates into the toaster and made the humans pretty mad. Renee is not too good at putting out fires and she makes a lot of loud noises. Even if they put a sign on the toaster about not putting any chocolates in, Frankie could not read it. I think that is funny.