I am SO SICK of my annoying brothers and sisters!!! They are always taking my stuff and sometimes they break it or do not give it back! My stuff is MINE and they keep finding my hidey places and why are they so crummy!!
I tried real hard to think about what is good about having any brothers and sisters and the only thing I can remember is that if I ever had to Rescue somebody who fell off a big tall rock then me and my brothers and sisters would all hold on real tight to each other like those barrel of monkeys guys in Toy Story and then we would make a long chain and pull somebody up and it would be exciting.
ALSO it is good that if I want to play Kick Ball or Mario Kart or What Is The Smallest Box the Cat Will Get Inside Of then sometimes I guess it is good to have some brothers and sisters because they will be on your team or they will be on the other team if they arent smart enogh and then I will beat them. I guess if they go away then I can not beat anybody at Mario Kart and that is like the whole Idea of playing stuff so you can win.
But there is way more bad stuff about having brothers and sisters, OK?! Most of them are big dumb-dumbs who like to roll around and lick stuff. Frankie is totally wierd and will never be cool. Clyde likes to look at pictures in books and ask me questions about them like how I feel about the pictures and NOBODY wants to talk about that. They all mess up my TV Box numbers. They dont get why Shakespear was SO OBVIOUSLY the best MeerKat on MeerKat Manor and they are just mainly all horrible. If I had a rocket-ship I would not take ANY of them to Outer Space with me. Except Clyde I guess because we need a big nerd to fly the rocketship but that is all he can do, he can not try to look at space clouds or shoot lazers at space rocks. AND you guys know he would be like I dont know if it is WISE to tell Sargent Quonkers the Cactus Head Alien to get lost before we blow up its crystal castle and nobody wants a boring nerd telling you what is wise instead of what is awesome.
Wouldnt it be awesome if I really saw a crystal space castle with blue lights under it! Oh man. It would float i mean we allready know that because stuff floats in space but also it would have big sticky arms like an Octo-Pus and that would be so great and also there would be no brothers or sisters allowed it would be just MY castle and you would watch all the TV shows at once on all of the shiny walls.
