Frankies Art Show

OK Hi Again and stuff like that. I am pressing buttons on this thing again because I am so Annoyed!! Frankie wont stop drawing Pictures on everything!! I went to the kitchen to try and make this new kind of Milk-Shake I saw a lady make on TV and dont tell Renee because i am Not Allowed to Use the Blender Ever Again really but anyway I wrote down some pretty good notes with my Sharpy Pen on some paper when I saw the Milk-Shake that the TV lady did and when I went to read my notes Frankie had drawn a Picture on it!! It was a Picture of a stupid tree with some owls instead of leaves which FIRST OF ALL doesnt even exist and SECOND is just real stupid overall, and I could not read my good Milk-Shake notes!!!!!! Please make him stop making Pictures all over everything. I took the pencil and hid it but then I needed to use the pencil and forgot I was hiding it and he found it again and made some kind of Self-Portrayt and I am putting it here so you guys can all see that he is not even good at making Pictures in the first place. Frankie saw some kind of show on TV where some artists had a gallery show and now he wants to use the mail (???) to send his Pictures to people so they will give him a gallery show. I told him that they dont let stuffed hippos have gallery shows in fancy citys so now he is trying to hang these stupid Pictures everywhere in the house. These Pictures are all just crazy and do not make any sense like not even just sort of weird but Real Weird. Like not even TV Weird but Too Weird for TV Weird. I need some advice on how to get him to stop having dreams about his future career and being an artist and stuff and just go back to playing videogames and bouncing on the couch OK Thanks

proof Frankie can not Read

ATTENTION FANS

I am on vacation right now in the place where Grampy and Grammy live. Guess What! Every day I get to eat some good breakfast with bananas in it like banana pancakes or something! ALSO today I totally got to eat a Mango which was awesome.

There is a dog here named Casey. He drools a little bit kind of like Frankie. HA HA Anyway we are going to go camping soon I hope because my Super Fans Amanda and Larry Oligny got me a tent that is just for ME!! No humans can even FIT inside it because it is perfect Koko size OK just for me to fit in and sleep inside or whatever I want to do. I dont want Frankie to keep getting in though because it confuses him and he thinks it is a big bubble and then he has weird dreams and one time yesterday he told me that he had a Secret Mission now because he slept inside the bubble for a little while. Oh man is he weird.

I got to write on the board at the kitchen place! It was AWESOME and I drew a picture of Frankie with a big red line through it so he could know that he was not allowed. I was going to write some words to make fun of him but then I remembered that would be dumb because he cant read anyway.

Ladybugs are so dumb. I dont like them. Do you know what they do: They bounce around on the walls and stuff like all the time and then I think they have ladybug meetings by the windows and curtains that are Mandatory because they all show up. I will try to think about this some more later but right now I am on Vacation and need to relax my brain. It is pretty tired and I think I need some more mango juice.

who is the smartest one

OK HERE WE GO!!! The answer to that question is D: TWO TAMALES!!! Who got it right?! If you got it right you are the smartest one, so if you know someone who got it wrong you should definitely jump around and wave your arms and stuff saying about how the other person is a real big loser for picking a dumb answer. The answer Two Tamales is because Tamale is the Spanish word for "go real fast like a train" but you have to really talk to a Spanish-barking dog to find it out. That was the trick part to the question, okay? So next time you might be better at it.

Did you know that a banana can be just as delicious when it is Green! Also some kinds of monkeys eat bananas different than humans! They like split it up the side and probably mash it up some and lick it out that way. I think I saw it on TV one time.

Today me and my brother Rocky were going to go outside and see if we could climb up to the roof of that other little house where the washing machine and drying machine live. We told Frankie that we were going to Africa because that is where hippos live. I thought he was really believing me until Rocky admitted to him that the washing machine is not really in Africa. I have to talk to Rocky about this kind of messing up my good jokes and stuff.

dumb thing Frankie did for today

The humans got a new printer for Christmas. It's big and makes a little zoot-zoot noise when it prints things out. It came in a big box which they leave sitting around in the other room because they are sort of lazy. Frankie saw the box and jumped right in like it was a pool or something. It's like 50 times bigger than him and he couldn't get out. It was fun to poke at the sides like I might maybe possibly help get him out but then just turn on Animal Planet instead. My brother Clyde got him out later because he finished reading his book I guess. Clyde is big and orange with long arms and legs.

oh ho I can make up stuff on the internet

I bet you didn't know that I had one of these internet boxes. Right now the human Geoffrey is pushing buttons on his computer machine and giving me a funny look. I don't think he knows that I can push buttons pretty good too.

My brother Frankie put some chocolates into the toaster and made the humans pretty mad. Renee is not too good at putting out fires and she makes a lot of loud noises. Even if they put a sign on the toaster about not putting any chocolates in, Frankie could not read it. I think that is funny.