weird things are happening

Well our house has been officially INVADED because Renee adopted two more animals and they are both Girls! I don't know why she thought I had to have a couple of sisters but whatever! There is a grizzly bear named Gretchen and oh yeah a Panda named Ya-Ya and they stick together and whisper stuff about us. I don't know if I like them! I guess I don't have a choice because they're my Sisters but that doesnt mean they can be my best friends or anything right! I do have one other sister Gertie but she is just a baby so she doesn't count as a Girl. If she could talk she would be all like "Oh I have been asleep for the last week but now Im going to wake up and try to figure out whether my feet are attached to me before eating some mush and going back to sleep for the rest of the month" because she is a baby. These other new sisters are Girls and I just dont know about all of this. Me and my brothers had a secret meeting under the computer table which I guess is kind of our clubhouse now since we have to find a place where no Girls can be and we said that we don't know what we are going to do about Girls being in the house!

The worst thing is that they are pretty good at Mario Kart too! Of course they picked the dumb Princesses in their stupid Pink Flowery Heart Car and they beat me and Clyde like four times! I got pretty mad and told Clyde I needed a better partner so he made Frankie take his place. I thought that was going to SUCK but then it turns out Frankie knows how to do the Power Slide on all the turns and he is actually pretty good at Marko Kart! He knew about this big huge green turtle shell you can throw at people (like GIRLS) who are trying to pass you and it knocks them out! HAHA plus you should see Frankie when he is playing the video games, he kinda looks funny like he is watching the TV but his brain is someplace else, and his arms start moving totally different and all concentrated and fast. I don't think I would want to tap him on the shoulder or anything while he was playing because he would DEFINITELy freak out or something. Who knows with him (he is crazy)! But he is cool right now because he helped me beat the girls. Even though he didn't know he won because he can't read the scores at the end Ha Ha.

Announcing my new Computer Mail Box

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY

Please send me some Computer Mail at my new place to send it! You can make your computer send it to kokodillon@yahoo.com or you can clicky-click on the part that says SEND ME COMPUTER MAIL on the right side box! It is important to send it to ME and not to Renee anymore because she forgets to show stuff to me and ERASES it and that makes me sad! If you send me fan mail and other nice things I might even talk about them on this internet box and you will be SO FAMOUS! Like a big star because I said your name on this place or even gave you an award! Do you even know how many people read this Internet place? And also lots of smart zoo animals probably check it every day because they get bored making fun of ugly humans.

Anyway here is the answer to the last Trivia Question: It was a trick question!! The answer is B: ZERO because what the giant human would really need is a BIG IRON duh. You could not put the ironing board under a mountain! Come on, I hope you got this one right or else you are not going to do very well in human school.