Stuff Babies Do

Attention Fans. I have a baby brother who is named Ike. I guess he is a baby Rhino-Saurus which I think is a kind of Dinosaur but like more lame and with less museum bones. Maybe someday he will be a big scary Rhino-Saurus and be in a movie like Jurassic Park 38, but right now he is just a baby. He hangs out with my sister Gertie who is a baby Alligator and they do Baby Things like roll around on their backs and wave their legs around in the air in a dumb way and sometimes throw up. babies are not all that awesome.

Here is some stuff that I think babies should do which WOULD make them way more awesome

• Jump off the ceiling fan while it is spinning around real fast so they fly through the air (maybe with capes)
• Give a TV Weather Report where they throw up on the map where they think it is going to snow
• Learn to talk and not just make dumb noises that dont make any sense
  
• Stay awake for like more than ten minutes
• Live in the Microwave and put up a little red flag outside it when they need their diapers changed
  
• Get some better toys
• Glow in the dark
  
• When they are supposed to be playing Luigi they could at least TRY to get the good turtle shells and stuff while I am trying to be Mario and drive the Mario Kart instead of just flopping around and drooling on the video game buttons

That is all I can think of right now for ways to make babies not be so boring.

weird things are happening

Well our house has been officially INVADED because Renee adopted two more animals and they are both Girls! I don't know why she thought I had to have a couple of sisters but whatever! There is a grizzly bear named Gretchen and oh yeah a Panda named Ya-Ya and they stick together and whisper stuff about us. I don't know if I like them! I guess I don't have a choice because they're my Sisters but that doesnt mean they can be my best friends or anything right! I do have one other sister Gertie but she is just a baby so she doesn't count as a Girl. If she could talk she would be all like "Oh I have been asleep for the last week but now Im going to wake up and try to figure out whether my feet are attached to me before eating some mush and going back to sleep for the rest of the month" because she is a baby. These other new sisters are Girls and I just dont know about all of this. Me and my brothers had a secret meeting under the computer table which I guess is kind of our clubhouse now since we have to find a place where no Girls can be and we said that we don't know what we are going to do about Girls being in the house!

The worst thing is that they are pretty good at Mario Kart too! Of course they picked the dumb Princesses in their stupid Pink Flowery Heart Car and they beat me and Clyde like four times! I got pretty mad and told Clyde I needed a better partner so he made Frankie take his place. I thought that was going to SUCK but then it turns out Frankie knows how to do the Power Slide on all the turns and he is actually pretty good at Marko Kart! He knew about this big huge green turtle shell you can throw at people (like GIRLS) who are trying to pass you and it knocks them out! HAHA plus you should see Frankie when he is playing the video games, he kinda looks funny like he is watching the TV but his brain is someplace else, and his arms start moving totally different and all concentrated and fast. I don't think I would want to tap him on the shoulder or anything while he was playing because he would DEFINITELy freak out or something. Who knows with him (he is crazy)! But he is cool right now because he helped me beat the girls. Even though he didn't know he won because he can't read the scores at the end Ha Ha.