Stuff Babies Do

Attention Fans. I have a baby brother who is named Ike. I guess he is a baby Rhino-Saurus which I think is a kind of Dinosaur but like more lame and with less museum bones. Maybe someday he will be a big scary Rhino-Saurus and be in a movie like Jurassic Park 38, but right now he is just a baby. He hangs out with my sister Gertie who is a baby Alligator and they do Baby Things like roll around on their backs and wave their legs around in the air in a dumb way and sometimes throw up. babies are not all that awesome.

Here is some stuff that I think babies should do which WOULD make them way more awesome

• Jump off the ceiling fan while it is spinning around real fast so they fly through the air (maybe with capes)
• Give a TV Weather Report where they throw up on the map where they think it is going to snow
• Learn to talk and not just make dumb noises that dont make any sense
  
• Stay awake for like more than ten minutes
• Live in the Microwave and put up a little red flag outside it when they need their diapers changed
  
• Get some better toys
• Glow in the dark
  
• When they are supposed to be playing Luigi they could at least TRY to get the good turtle shells and stuff while I am trying to be Mario and drive the Mario Kart instead of just flopping around and drooling on the video game buttons

That is all I can think of right now for ways to make babies not be so boring.