Very Important Announcing of Stuff

You guys!!!

This is a very important thing for you to know about.

I



Have


A



MINION

Stuart

He says he is a big movie star and he came home with Geoffrey from the store where all of his movies are!  I pushed some buttons on the computer box and I found out that he is in a big deal movie with lots of other minions and he can do stuff like fly rockets and build stuff and follow orders and run around.  I am goig to watch the movie and get some Great Ideas for stuff he can do. I will tell him what to do. I hope he doesnt have like TOO MANY fans because I do not want him to be sad when he finds out I have more fans than him.  He is named Stuart you guys what kind of stuff should he do??

F. L. is like a good way of saying his name

OK here is the Good Guy Super Hero!  His name is FLowertime Lazer and he is a super strong flower who can fly and he has a shield and he shoots lazers out of a gun and he never runs out of lazers and the lazers can kill any kind of monsters or aliens unless they are magic lazer proof!  I dont know if Doctor Toast will be able to survive against FLOWERTIME LAZER!!!

This is Frankies drawing. I told him all the important stuff about F. L. and I told him to definitely definitely NOT make F. L. be wearing stupid human shoes.  But he can wear a cape and a belt. And he needs some cool sunglasses because he is real cool.

I wish he was waering a special hat but I guess his flower face thingies would get crushed.  Do you guys think he has to sleep with his stick feet in the dirt and drink water because that is what I think.

totally evil Doctor Toast

You guys are sort of smart for humans. You did a real good job on my clicky game!  On my computer place!! You picked some good super heros to win and be awesome. There was totally a tie so I decided that Flowertime Lazer and Doctor Toast would both win. I decide stuff here because I am the boss of everything on my computer place.

OK. Here is what happend!! I told my brother Frankie that I need some Drawing Portrats. You guys remember he is kind of good at making pictures of stuff. Not like pictures inside a camara box but pictures that he makes up from his own wierd fat hippo brain. So I tryed to make some drawings of the 2 Super Heros and they DID NOT look good at all. Like I saw in my head that they would be totally awesome with one guy as a super good guy and maybe Doctor Toast would be a real evil Villin. Like here are some other villins I know, SKELETOR, COBRA COMMANDER, RITA ON POWER RANGERS, BIG GIANT EYEBALL ON TOP OF TOWER IN LORD OF THE RINGS, DARTH VAYDER, SHREDDER.  Those are evil!! But when I did my Drawing it looked like a blobby seal with a mustash and not at all like a bad guy! Why cant I do drawings of stuff and make it look like what I want?! Is there a show on the T.V. about making drawings?

Frankie knows how to make drawings!! I dont get it because he can not even READ and stuff. Like I could not just point at my computer place to tell him what to do. I had to tell him about it so he would know what to draw without having to read it. First I told him that the name of the winner was Fat Hippo Butt. Ha ha ha. But then he really drew a fat hippo butt and it was gross guys. He doesnt get jokes too good. So then I told him Doctor Toast was the real guy and he was evil and he should have a mustash and one of those round glass things with a chain that sticks in one eye. And I definitely DEFINITELY want him to have a pet chicken that is also evil I mean DUH. So here is what Frankie made.

You guys tell me if it is any good OK because I cant decide. I mean I guess he does look pretty evil and stuff. But I did not tell Frankie that Doctor Toast wears those kind of human shoes. THOSE ARE SNEAKERS and I have never seen a real evil guy wear sneakers. I dont know about this.

The chicken is kind of cool though

Super Hero Adventures

I want to be a VERY FAMOUS GORILLA.

Did you know there is a famous Gorilla named Koko but she is a girl. But anyway she is real famous for painting weird blobby pictures and making the humans think she wants to talk human words and eating Birthday Cake and petting kittens and stuff. I want to be WAY MORE famous then her.

For one thing OKAY I have a computer box place and I can push buttons. That right there is way better than doing dumb made up Sign Language that only a couple of nerdbutt humans can understand. I can put whatever I want on here and I do not have to pretend I like eating Zoo Chow and getting shots and watching Scientists do Gorilla Science.

I have some pretty good ideas about how to be real famous.  Guess what!! I think I will make up a story and maybe make it like a book or a movie or something.  Do you like movies about Super Heros because so do I!!! I will make my own Super Hero and he will be the awesomeest and there will be movies and when small human babys eat at human food places they will get little toys that look like my Super Hero. And there will be cartoons and small humans will pretend they are my Super Hero when they dress up and beg other humans for candy and there will also be posters and video games!!!

Here are some ideas I have for what the name of my Super Hero can be.  I will ask you super fans and you can help me pick out a guy from here and then I guess I will maybe put your weird human name in small letters at the end of the video game or something OK HERE WE GO

• Captain Bananas (the Boss)
• Flowertime Lazer (kind of more shiny outfit)
• Lunch-Box (real strong tough guy)
• The String Bean Kid (side-kick)
• Doctor Toast (evil guy) (mustash) (made of burny bread)
• Lady Foot Locker (wait this doesnt sound right)
• Lady Foot Kicker(yes that is better) (tall boots)
• X-TREME (never talks just punches)
• Steve (human) (dumb)
• Triple Horn Unicorn (like a regular unicorn but 3 horns OK obviously guys) (Super Heros ride around on it)
• SHerif Bink Binkerton (dumb police guy who cant figure out Crimes and Mistery) (mustash) (Hat)

OH MAN this is going to be so super awesome I cant wait for these Super Hero adventures!

Special message to my AUNT SANDI

GUys this is a real special post to my Aunt Sandi so if you are not my Aunt Sandi then you might not want to read this post. Or you can read it I guess but you might be kind of a dumb person for reading a post that says it is for my Aunt Sandi and you are not really my Aunt Sandi. Unless you are a spy and just pRETENDING to be my Aunt Sandi and in that case I guess you are not dumb but actually pretty smart because that is something you would do if you were pretending to be somebody. You would make a big point of reading stuff that is for that person and be all like "OH THIS MUST BE FOR ME BECAUSE I AM THE REAL AUNT SANDI."

UMMmmmmm oh yes. ANYWAY.

Dear Aunt Sandi.

Can you please tell me how to grow some eyebrows.  I know you are good at stuff like painting and making human stuff. Can you please help me because I really want to have some eyebrows I can use for being the following things.

Angry

Surprised

Not too sure of something but I feel like it might be wrong and I am thinking the person is dumb for suggesting it

Worried

Uni-Brow (don't know what this is good for but it would be funny)

See, Aunt Sandi? I need some eyebrows to be those things. People on TV have eyebrows. I guess because I have lots of fur I might have eyebrows underneath it someplace. Humans have eyebrows on their ugly bald faces so maybe you can help me figure out how to get some.

LOVE
KoKO

Stupid Catbeast BLUHH

I

HATE

THE

CAT

Guess what the cat did today?................ Pushed a  stupid ball around the floor .............. chewed on piece of paper .........made some scratchie marks on chair ............. licked his butt ........ licked the bottom of the Bath Tub ......... stared out the window ................ went to sleep.

WOW WHAT GREAT STUFF TO DO HE MUST BE A GENIUS

I hate him so much. He is ugly and mean. I am having a Pro-Test where I hold up a sign and dont move for a long time but the humans just walk by me and do not notice me!!  I was here before the stupid catbeast and nobody asked me if i wanted to have a monster run around all the time?

WHAT DO WE WANT?

NO CAT!!!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT??

PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AWAY PLEASE

HELP PLEASE

Guys I have to tell you that I am totally so MAD about something. This is the thing, OK? Are you paying attention? I know i havent made any new computer box thingies in a long time but I am SO MAD rite now that I had to make a new letter to you superfans about it! Here is the thing I am REAL MAD about!! The humans brought this disgusting hairy CATBEAST with sharp claws into the place where I live and they will not get rid of it! IT IS SO AWFUL you guys. I hate it. They let the catbeast roam all over wherever and all he does is Mess Stuff Up. He is messing up everything and I just don't like him at all. Here is some of the Stuff that he messed up so far: flowers, table, couch, trash, paper (both Regular and Toilet). Also he chews on stuff on the ground. He is totally dumb and doesnt know what food looks like. The humans think he is so wonderful and awesome. but they also think he is not going to tear up their faces with his knifey catbeast claws while they sleep. THEY ARE WRONG and they will probably soon be Dead. If they get Dead from the catbeast then I will need some of you fans to come get me, and my brothers and baby sister, and I guess Frankie. (maybe.)

I have some ideas about what to do about the catbeast so please tell me which idea i should do

IDEAS FOR GETTING RID OF EVIL CATBEAST

• Put bowl on floor. In the bowl is a bunch of dead mice. Tape some string to bowl. Hide behind door with other end of string. When catbeast starts eating dead mice, pull string out door until stupidhead catbeast goes outside. Close door. Laugh. PROS: Gets rid of catbeast forever. CONS: Where do I get bowl of dead mice? Need to look on computer box
  
• Get Frankie. Put lots of glue all over him. Put him in middle of floor. When catbeast tries to eat Frankie he will get stuck in the glue. Make Frankie take catbeast outside. PROS: Will probably be very funny; uses Frankie as bait. CONS: Frankie might get stuck to catbeast forever and this makes me feel kind of guilty
• Get big ball of tangled up string and put on kitchen floor. Get paper airplane and some kind of box. Take airplane and box and climb up to top of ReFrigemator. When catbeast comes to play with big ball of string (they like those right??) SWOOP DOWN FROM THE SKY on paper airplane and drop box on top of catbeast!! Dont tell humans where he is. PROS: This is the most Awesome idea I have ever had! CONS: None that I can see
• See if humans will get a dogbeast to eat the catbeast. Then I guess something bigger will need to eat dogbeast. Can they get a horse or rhinosserus. I wish dinosaurs were real. PROS: Real Life Animal Planet stuff. CONS: Dinosaurs not being real makes me sad

OK HELP PLEASE THANKS